Jack Handy deep thoughts hehe

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lol, for those that know of jack handy and his deep thoughts on Saturday Night Live, they were pretty funny..
www.effect.net.au/lukastan/humour/Thought/Part-1.htm

Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window]

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone.
lol, some of these are dumb, but I like stupid humor non the less.

[mandala]

I have a couple of his books. A couple of my favorites are:

It's takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.

It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. That's what I like about it, it's easy. Just sitting there rocking back and forth, wanting that money.