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Post by Akeia on Jun 23, 2006 12:40:54 GMT -5
The top 9 most irritating traits people have! 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses! 5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine? 7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new. 8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-ass?
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Post by Dancing Bear on Jun 24, 2006 3:34:15 GMT -5
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Post by osiris on Jun 26, 2006 16:44:26 GMT -5
TFF ;D
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Post by andin on Jun 28, 2006 21:12:10 GMT -5
;D
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Post by ~¤LilacSky¤~ on Aug 3, 2006 20:38:04 GMT -5
haha..
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Post by Arivis on Aug 3, 2006 22:18:15 GMT -5
1. At one time they may have had a watch but simply see others to provide for their laziness and unwiliness to get a watch or one of those multi-tasking cell phones to tell time. 2. I admit I have done this one. If I sit too long on the couch I will meld with it. I don't watch that much T.V. actually. 3.Eat the cake and the whole enchilada while your at it. In any particular order I would imagine would suffice. 4. Could it not be in the first place you look, but you overlook it somehow and follow along the path of possibilities that takes you to the beginning again. Whoa, such a vicious cycle. 5. Could be vision problems. 6. Confidence lacking, possibly. Two questions for the price of one. Ignore the first and you won't have to answer the second. 7. Or one could say it is an improvement on something that was new. Would that make more sense ? 8. Too much drugs and alcohol would make it definitely shorter. 9. Has your ship sailed in ? Because if not your going in the water. 10. My mildly banal interpretations that get no response even from the crickets. HAHAHA
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Ejoty
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I'm a Door Ogre!
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Post by Ejoty on Aug 5, 2006 4:26:52 GMT -5
Funny stuff!!
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Post by elvinlady on Aug 5, 2006 10:28:16 GMT -5
;D Thanks for the laugh
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Silver MoonWolf
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Post by Silver MoonWolf on Aug 7, 2006 7:16:34 GMT -5
LOL...the sad thing is they are all so true ;D
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Post by michael on Aug 8, 2006 18:54:09 GMT -5
Life is short. We sleep half of our lives. We only live 50 years of 24 hours a day until 50
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