Post by serenitygarden on Jun 29, 2006 10:44:43 GMT -5
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a
cup
of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be
almost
instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
simply using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
Remember
to
use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent
you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you
will forget about the toothache.
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a
cup
of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be
almost
instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
simply using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
Remember
to
use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent
you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you
will forget about the toothache.
