Post by Silver MoonWolf on Jun 30, 2006 8:48:28 GMT -5
A Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much it is for a tooth
extraction.
"$85 for an extraction sir" was the dentist's reply.
"Och huv ye no got anythin' cheaper" replies the Scotsman getting
agitated.
"But that's the normal charge for an extraction sir" said the dentist.
"What about if ye din't use any anesthetic?" asked the Scotsman
hopefully.
Well it's highly unusual sir, could be quite painful, but if that's
what
you want, I suppose I can do it for $70" said the dentist.
"Hmmmm, what about if yer used one of your dentist trainees and still
without anesthetic" said the Scotsman.
"Well it's possible but they are only training and I can't guarantee
their
level of professionalism and it'll be a lot more painful. I suppose in
that
case we can bring the price down to say $40" said the
dentist.
"Och that's still a bit much, how about if ye make it a trainin'
session
and
have yer student do the extraction and the other students watchin' and
learnin" said the Scotsman hopefully.
"Hmmmmm, well OK it'll be good for the students I suppose, I'll charge
you
only $5 in that case" said the dentist.
"Och now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal" said the Scotsman. "Can yoo
confirm an appointment for the wife on Tuesday?"
extraction.
"$85 for an extraction sir" was the dentist's reply.
"Och huv ye no got anythin' cheaper" replies the Scotsman getting
agitated.
"But that's the normal charge for an extraction sir" said the dentist.
"What about if ye din't use any anesthetic?" asked the Scotsman
hopefully.
Well it's highly unusual sir, could be quite painful, but if that's
what
you want, I suppose I can do it for $70" said the dentist.
"Hmmmm, what about if yer used one of your dentist trainees and still
without anesthetic" said the Scotsman.
"Well it's possible but they are only training and I can't guarantee
their
level of professionalism and it'll be a lot more painful. I suppose in
that
case we can bring the price down to say $40" said the
dentist.
"Och that's still a bit much, how about if ye make it a trainin'
session
and
have yer student do the extraction and the other students watchin' and
learnin" said the Scotsman hopefully.
"Hmmmmm, well OK it'll be good for the students I suppose, I'll charge
you
only $5 in that case" said the dentist.
"Och now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal" said the Scotsman. "Can yoo
confirm an appointment for the wife on Tuesday?"
