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Post by ~¤LilacSky¤~ on May 9, 2005 16:02:28 GMT -5
this one is a bit harsh, lol A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "the bad news is that now that we`ve caught you, we`re going to kill you. We will put you in a pot and cook you, eat you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." the chief gives him a sword, he says, "Vive la France!" and runs himself through.
The Englishman says, "a pistol for me, please." the chief gives him a pistol, he points it at his head, says, "God save the queen!" and blows his brains out.
The New Yorker says, "gimme a fork." the chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The new Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over-- the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There`s blood gushing out all over, it`s horrible.
The chief is appalled, and asks, "my God almighty, what are you doing?"
The New Yorker says, "so much for your canoe, dummy!"
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Post by vhaeraun on May 18, 2005 18:32:18 GMT -5
heh we new yorkers are so clever...
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Post by ~¤LilacSky¤~ on May 19, 2005 7:09:50 GMT -5
hehe, did you like that one V?? lol
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