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Post by vhaeraun on Aug 13, 2005 18:08:40 GMT -5
The Geography of a Woman ------------------------ Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future (a bit like Tony Blair, maybe Blair's a women really).
After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
The Geography of a Man ------------------------ Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick
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Post by section8 on Aug 13, 2005 19:41:27 GMT -5
LOL! Ha Ha...But still "....*
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Post by vhaeraun on Aug 16, 2005 19:17:48 GMT -5
looks like you are the only one who found it funny >_<
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Post by zayin on Aug 16, 2005 19:29:31 GMT -5
pretty funny...Men are from earth and women are from beyond. lol JK.
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Post by section8 on Aug 18, 2005 18:19:40 GMT -5
O No two found it funny.
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Post by Anise on Aug 19, 2005 22:17:56 GMT -5
Hehe I found it funny. Must have overlooked this post before.
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Post by ~¤LilacSky¤~ on Aug 20, 2005 8:49:07 GMT -5
lol, thats great v!
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