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Nov 27, 2005 9:54:06 GMT -5
Post by Arivis on Nov 27, 2005 9:54:06 GMT -5
An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."
*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."
*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.
"Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.
*** POOF ***
There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."
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Nov 27, 2005 9:58:16 GMT -5
Post by ~¤LilacSky¤~ on Nov 27, 2005 9:58:16 GMT -5
haha, cute..lol
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Nov 28, 2005 0:49:54 GMT -5
Post by sxy on Nov 28, 2005 0:49:54 GMT -5
OH BOY ! Poor Granny....lol.....
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Nov 28, 2005 21:34:56 GMT -5
Post by andin on Nov 28, 2005 21:34:56 GMT -5
ROFL!!!
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Nov 29, 2005 4:53:51 GMT -5
Post by Akeia on Nov 29, 2005 4:53:51 GMT -5
LOL!!! Poor one...
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Nov 30, 2005 1:01:44 GMT -5
Post by .Night§hade. on Nov 30, 2005 1:01:44 GMT -5
LMAO!!!!! Poor Granny!
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Dec 2, 2005 23:06:23 GMT -5
Post by section8 on Dec 2, 2005 23:06:23 GMT -5
Granny lol.
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Dec 10, 2005 16:46:49 GMT -5
Post by Lillac Mess on Dec 10, 2005 16:46:49 GMT -5
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