Post by Dancing Bear on Feb 16, 2006 4:22:00 GMT -5
Sorry guys your going to get bombarded with funnies until i run out 
We have so many stored.
THE POWER OF VERSE
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church
services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the
act of robbing her house of its valuables, and she yelled,
"Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ
so that your sins may be forgiven...)
The burglar stopped in his tracks, and the woman calmly called the police
and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take
him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old
lady did was yell a scripture to you".
"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Axe and Two 38's!
We have so many stored.
THE POWER OF VERSE
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church
services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the
act of robbing her house of its valuables, and she yelled,
"Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ
so that your sins may be forgiven...)
The burglar stopped in his tracks, and the woman calmly called the police
and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take
him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old
lady did was yell a scripture to you".
"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Axe and Two 38's!
