Post by Dancing Bear on Feb 16, 2006 4:51:04 GMT -5
Found another one!!
COOKING EGGS
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her
husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more
butter! Oh, you're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN
THEM NOW! WE NEED MORE BUTTER. Oh, WHERE are we going to get MORE
BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful.
CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're
cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST
your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt
them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!
The wife stared at her husband. "What is wrong with you? You think I
don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like
when I'm driving"
COOKING EGGS
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her
husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more
butter! Oh, you're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN
THEM NOW! WE NEED MORE BUTTER. Oh, WHERE are we going to get MORE
BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful.
CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're
cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST
your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt
them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!
The wife stared at her husband. "What is wrong with you? You think I
don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like
when I'm driving"
