Post by Akeia on Apr 20, 2006 8:10:40 GMT -5
Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it is only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where is that extra penny going?
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Once you are in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you undress?
They are going to see you naked anyway!
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting which burns the toast to a crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why could not he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They are both dogs!
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why did not he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing those two songs?
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Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you; but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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