Post by philc on Oct 31, 2006 11:27:36 GMT -5
Three blokes were working on a telephone tower - Steve, Bruce and Jed.
Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and
tell his wife."
Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a dozen Fosters.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she
gave you beer?"
Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to
her, 'You must be Steve's widow'."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow!"
And I said, "I'll bet you a box of Fosters you are.
Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and
tell his wife."
Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a dozen Fosters.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she
gave you beer?"
Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to
her, 'You must be Steve's widow'."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow!"
And I said, "I'll bet you a box of Fosters you are.
