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Post by crazycat on Jan 27, 2007 5:32:49 GMT -5
Never Argue with a Woman
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,
and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What
are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that
obvious?") "You are in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm
sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have
all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll
have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true,
but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment." His answer: "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
think.
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Post by elvinlady on Jan 27, 2007 10:21:14 GMT -5
Love it.
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Post by BenHangen on Jan 27, 2007 14:58:29 GMT -5
Dangerous minds I say dangerous, and how I have learned that lesson, and learned and learned.
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Post by Dancing Bear on Jan 29, 2007 5:17:36 GMT -5
What a scream !! LOL!! I love it
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Post by Silver MoonWolf on Jan 29, 2007 12:28:05 GMT -5
Ohhhhhh.....hmmm...wonder if that could work in reverse ;D
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