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Post by ladybleu on Jun 19, 2006 13:44:21 GMT -5
;D so true, I loved it!
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Post by ladybleu on Jun 21, 2006 1:16:30 GMT -5
Red Hammer, interesting!
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Post by ladybleu on Jul 7, 2006 14:16:49 GMT -5
You are the Justice card. Justice preserves the harmony of the world. Working with opposite forces, Justice does not seek to criticize or condemn but rather to accept. The idea behind the card justice is that opposite forces are complementary; you could not have good without evil or light without darkness. Justice's position is to make sure that if a thing is out of balance, the weight of its energy is realigned with its opposite force. This card is also a card of humour, for it is in pointing out contrary positions that humour is often found. The attitude that is found in the humourous person, being able to shift perspective and flow with an instinct, is important in the maintenance of good balance. Image from The Blue Moon Tarot Deck. www.themysticeye.com/pics/bluemoon.htm Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make a Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab CodeSince I am a Libra this one fits great!
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Post by ladybleu on May 30, 2006 12:22:25 GMT -5
I'd have to say I liked this one the best.
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Post by ladybleu on May 29, 2006 13:21:15 GMT -5
30 things you'll never hear a woman say.
1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.
2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too, I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
3. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.
4. Bar food again! Kick ass.
5. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.
6. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.
7. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.
8. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want'em?
9. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.
10. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass.
11. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.
12. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.
13. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer.
14. You are so much smarter than my father.
15. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch football.
16. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
17. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
18. You're so sexy when you're hung over.
19. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
20. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
21. I'll be out painting the house.
22. I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more time to ride.
23. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!
24. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
25. Your mother is way better than mine.
26. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself something.
27. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire.
28. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.
29. Look! My ass is fatter than yours!
30. Let's get rid of my friends and keep all of yours.
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Post by ladybleu on May 15, 2006 17:10:22 GMT -5
yep!
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Pilot
May 27, 2006 1:48:42 GMT -5
Post by ladybleu on May 27, 2006 1:48:42 GMT -5
A jumbo jet is making its final approach to the Tampa Airport.The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay." He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The copilot can be heard saying to the pilot, "So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're in Tampa?" Well," says the pilot, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and Take a big crap. Then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the Huge tits out for dinner. Then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room, and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long." Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new stewardess is that the pilot's talking about. Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the Plane. She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes. The old lady leans over and says,"No need to hurry, dear. He's Gotta take a shit first."
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Post by ladybleu on Apr 29, 2006 1:47:41 GMT -5
OIL CHANGE Oil change instructions for Women: 1.Pull up to jiffy lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2.Drink a cup of coffee 3.15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil change$20.00 Coffee$1.00 Total$21.00 ================================================================== Oil change instruction for Men: 1. Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand Cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00. 2. Stop by 7-11 and buy a case of beer write a check for $20.00, drive home. 3. Open a beer and drink it. 4. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for the jack stands. 5.Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. 6.In frustration,open another beer and drink it. 7.Place drain pan under engine. 8. Look for 9/16 box end wrench. 9.Give up and use crescent wrench. 10.Unscrew drain plug. 11. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss. 12. Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil. 13. Have another beer while watching oil drain. 14. Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench. 15. Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off. 16.Crawl out from under! Car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environment penalties.Drink a beer. 17.Buddy shows up; finish case of beer with him.Decide to finish oil change tomorrow so you can go see his new garage door opener. 18. Sunday: Skip church because "I gotta finish the oil change". Drag pan full of old oil from underneath car. Cleverly dump oil in hole in back yard instead of taking it back to Kragen to recycle. 19. Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during step 18. 20. Beer? No, drank it all yesterday. 21.Walk to 7-11; buy beer. 22. Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface. 23.Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine. 24.Remember drain plug from step 11. 25. Hurry to fine drain plug in drain pan. 26.Remember that the used oil is buried in a hole in the back yard, along with drain plug. 27.Drink beer. 28.Shovel out hole and and sift oily mud for drain plug.Re-shovel oily dirt into hole. Steal sand from kids sandbox to cleverly cover oily patch of ground and avoid environment penalties.Wash drain plug in lawnmower gas. 29. Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill. 30. Drink beer. 31. Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame. 32. Bang head on floorboards in reaction to step. 33. Begin cussing fit. 34.Throw stupid crescent wrench. 35.Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit bowling trophy. 36.Beer. 37.Clean up hands and forehead and bandage as required to stop blood flow. 38.Beer. 39.Beer. 40.Dump in five fresh quarts of oil. 41. Beer. 42.Lower car from jack stands. 43. Accidentally crush remaining case of new motor oil. 44.Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during step 23-43. 45. Beer. 46. Test drive car. 47. Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence. 48. Car gets impounded. 49. Call loving wife, make bail. 50. 12 hours later, get car from impound yard. Money Spent: Parts -$50.00 DUI -$2500.00 Impound fee-$75.00 Bail-$1500.00 Beer $40.00 Total---$4,165.00 But you know the job was done right!
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Post by ladybleu on Apr 27, 2006 0:36:10 GMT -5
Wow, good going!
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Post by ladybleu on Apr 26, 2006 0:42:35 GMT -5
Am practicing! Am really!
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Post by ladybleu on Apr 25, 2006 1:25:34 GMT -5
277.2
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Post by ladybleu on Feb 20, 2006 17:07:36 GMT -5
You scored as Celtic Pantheonic Pagan.
Your answers leaned very close to that of the Celtic Pantheon. Very popular now among pagans, the Celtic Gods seem to draw those who are sensitive and insightful, but also very passionate about their beliefs. Many Pagan Holidays are named for this pantheon and here is where you'll find many stories on Horned God, Green Man, and Druids. You likely either have been or want to visit Stonehenge one day. Many Arthurian legnds include references to the Celtic faith, as well. Celtic Pantheonic Pagan 90% Ecclectic Pagan 75% Shamanic Pagan 75% Zoroastrian Pagan 75% Norse Pantheonic Pagan (Asatru) 55% Eastern Pagan 40% Roman Pantheonic Pagan 40% Kabbalistic Pagan 40% Catholic (Pagan?) 35% Greek Pantheonic Pagan 35% Sumerian, Babylonian, and Mesopotamian Pagans 30% Egyptian Pantheonic Pagan 15% Wow, this is so me! but more ecclectic I would think. Great quiz
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Post by ladybleu on Nov 22, 2006 3:07:16 GMT -5
I know many of you already know I work in an assisted living facility. Unfortunately it means there are some deaths that occur. There are spirits that stay and can be bothersome and freak some of the gals out. There is one gal I work with that it doesn't bother but she is sure to tell me that so and so is up to no good or so and so is crying again etc. She and I know how to deal with this but the others that work there sometimes refuse to go to a certain room or certain area of the building and they seem to naturally gravitate toward me or this other gal for help. One day I asked one of them why do you keep coming to me for help? And she couldn't honestly give me an answer. After a bit of blubbering and stuttering she finally said that she feels comfortable around me and maybe I can deal with whatever is going on. After she went home (we were changing shifts) I had to laugh and say to myself if only she knew the half of it. The times that I have to laugh at is when one of our cats looks at an area of the house and hubby keeps going over there to see what the cat is looking at. I tell him don't bother but he insists. And there are the times when the cats are rubbing like rubbing on someone's legs. Our resident cat at work does that or he will look at a blank spot and run like hell. Anyway I will stop rambling. I have many experiences but none bother me so far.
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Post by ladybleu on Nov 13, 2006 14:50:31 GMT -5
When I was 11 we moved in with my Grandma and Grandpa, my mom had just passed away. After being in this house for a few months the toilet started flushing on its own. My Grandma threatened kids with a spanking if we didn't stop and we swore it wasn't us. On night Gramps stayed up and said it was true , it was not us kids it just happened. Got a plumber out but he said nothing was wrong. A while later (I can't remember how much time went by) The lights would turn on at night. Again Gramps stayed up cause he wanted to catch one of us kids but nope it would just happen and it was a different light sometimes. One day our dog was digging in the backyard and would back up and bark at the hole. I went over and saw this flat stone. My Grandma came and looked at it and she went white as a ghost. Pretty hard for a black woman. She called the city maintenance dept and they told us that our house and the neighbor's had been built on an old cemetary site. One of the headstones must have been missed but supposedly all the graves had been emptied and the occupants moved. Well we moved within a few weeks. All I thought about after I grew up was some old fart flushing the toilet and turning on lights and saying Hey maw, lookit here! ROFL. I thought it was neat but my family thought I was nuts.
When I was working on the road and staying in motels I stayed at one in Burns OR. This one particular time I stayed in room 33. It was mid summer so it was hot but this one area near the bed was always kinda cooler than the rest of the room. After I went to bed I was almost asleep when I felt a light touch on my cheek. I thought it was a moth or some sort of bug and brushed at my cheek but there was nothing there. I sighed and turned over and it happened again. Now I am wide awake and just waiting. Sure enough a touch as if a mother was brushing a childs cheek in tenderness happened again. I said aloud please go away, I need to sleep. It didn't happen again. But I stayed for a week and every night I had to ask it to leave me alone please. When I checked out I asked the lady at the desk who was also the owner if anyone had reported any strange goings on in that room. She gave me a look and said that I was the only one that had stayed for more than one night. No one else would stay again in that room and if they had to stay longer than a night they asked to be moved. I said ok but that there was nothing harmful there and I left. Any time after that when I stayed in Burns she gave me that room and I had no problems. I have had other encounters especially at work where elderly die all the time. Some of the other employees accept the fact that there are spirits and some are bothered. If one is being especially pesky or bothersome I ask that they at least not bother the sensitive workers. It seems to work out.
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Post by ladybleu on May 25, 2006 11:52:02 GMT -5
May 22, 2006 The Mirroring World We Are Like Nature Nature is a mirror, inspiring and teaching us, deepening our sense of belonging in the world. Wherever you look, you can see that our patterns and the patterns of the natural world are the same. You can find this resonance in every form, from molecules to plants and animals and to planets. We live our lives according to the same principles as the trees, the mountains, the clouds, and the birds.
We begin our lives in the womb, folded in on ourselves like the bud of a flower. We can see our whole lives in the mirror of this natural form. When we emerge from the womb, we slowly begin our unfolding, just as the flower begins to open its petals. At its prime, the flower draws many insects to it and also the eyes of appreciative humans. When the flower's petals begin to fade and its life cycle comes to an end, it ceases to hold itself upright and returns to the earth. Traditionally, we return to the earth, just as all plants and animals do. Like flowers, we leave behind seeds in the forms of children and other gifts only we could have given. They continue to unfold even after we are gone. Rebirth is encoded into our lives, and death is just one part of the cycle.
Look around you, and you will find connection and insight. Notice how your moods shift from one to another like the sky shifts from bright blue to turbulent grays. Your thoughts are like clouds, appearing, changing shape, passing through, and then disappearing without a trace. The rain cleanses the sky, just as an emotional release cleanses your mind. The sky itself is your eternal awareness, unchanging underneath all these permutations. Let it reflect back to you your own abiding perfection.
As you walk through the world, find your own metaphors for connectedness in nature. Flesh them out fully and follow them as they lead you through the mystery and intelligence of life.
Taken from DailyOM
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Gnosis
Apr 27, 2006 17:46:48 GMT -5
Post by ladybleu on Apr 27, 2006 17:46:48 GMT -5
Thank you for posting that, Learning is an ongoing process.
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Post by ladybleu on Apr 24, 2006 14:08:57 GMT -5
This is so me its scary!
Rising Sign is in 24 Degrees Sagittarius You are known for being open, frank, outgoing and honest. At times, though, you are also blunt and quite indiscreet. Others have to learn not to take everything you say personally, because you usually do not mean any harm. You appreciate living your life in a straightforward and simple manner -- you dislike social niceties and consider them to be hindrances to real communication. You have lots and lots of energy and tend to become quite restless if you feel confined. You demand the freedom to do as you choose -- you must be self- directed or you feel trapped and anxious. With your abundant energy, you enjoy being outdoors, and you should be attracted to physical exercise or to those forms of sport which can help you burn off some of that excess energy. Very gregarious, you love to socialize -- your innate enthusiasm livens up any gathering.
Sun is in 14 Degrees Libra. Very sociable, you enjoy being with others and definitely prefer not be alone. Warm and affectionate, you go out of your way to make others like you. You despise ugliness, for you being surrounded by beauty and harmony is a necessity of life. You prefer fine clothing, an attractive home and pleasant surroundings wherever you are. Your refined tastes apply to music and to art as well. At times, you are very indecisive you waver and falter when forced to make a choice because you have the ability to see both sides of any question. The positive part of this is that you are very fair-minded and can be trusted to settle disputes. Your greatest challenge is to take any one- on-one encounter and make the most of it.
Moon is in 00 Degrees Sagittarius. An idealist, you prefer the grand, the beautiful, the good and the noble. You get very disappointed when your high expectations in life are not met. Very curious by nature, you enjoy traveling and learning about other peoples and cultures. Try to avoid your tendency to ignore the small but important details of living. You are independent and free, and you want others to be that way, too. Optimistic, buoyant and cheerful, others like to have you around. You have an incessant desire to learn as much as possible about metaphysics, religion, philosophy and any other broad, deep subject. Your life tends to be punctuated by bursts of energy and frenetic activity.
Mercury is in 27 Degrees Virgo. Very thorough and efficient, you pay attention to the minor but important details of any project. You are a careful thinker who can learn complicated, intricate techniques. You are attracted to practical, useful skills and are probably good at working with your hands. You are very critical of yourself and others, sometimes too much so, and you get the reputation of being a nag or of being nit-picky. Your first reaction to any situation is to try to organize, classify and analyze everything!
Venus is in 01 Degrees Virgo. You express your love and affection through selfless service to people or causes. You have a tendency to underestimate yourself and doubt your self-worth. This is very demeaning and should be avoided -- learn to love yourself as well as you do others. Your standards of perfection are very high -- you are attracted to relationships based on duty and responsibility. You are supercritical of yourself and others and, at times, prefer to be alone rather than deal with any imperfections in yourself or in those with whom you might relate.
Mars is in 13 Degrees Pisces. Very sensitive and vulnerable, it is difficult for you to assert yourself. At times, you feel quite tired and you will require a lot of sleep in order to maintain your health and your strength. You are at your best when you act without your ego being important. You can be very unselfish and considerate of the needs of others. You get the most satisfaction by giving to others when you expect nothing in return. Beware of a tendency to want always to work behind the scenes or to become overly deceptive by doing things behind others' backs.
Jupiter is in 19 Degrees Virgo. You feel most expansive and at ease with yourself when you are doing something that you consider to be practical or useful. You enjoy being dutiful and carrying out responsibilities. You gladly take on the little tasks that others seem to want to avoid. At times, you carry things to extremes and feel guilty anytime you do something that you consider to be self-indulgent. While it is appropriate for you to demand little for yourself in life, try to loosen up once in a while -- go out on a fling and enjoy yourself!
Saturn is in 29 Degrees Scorpio. You tend to release emotional energies only very reluctantly. This is partly due to your fear of what horrible calamity might occur should they be released -- your emotions are terribly complicated and intense. Try not to repress these energies entirely, however, or you will succumb to negative and destructive forms of compulsive behavior. Give yourself the freedom to look awkward or silly once in a while. The relief you feel will be quite therapeutic and the embarrassment (whether it is real or imagined) will pass quickly.
Uranus is in 06 Degrees Leo. You, and your peers as well, demand complete and total freedom of self- expression. You want to make your mark in the world according to your own lights and will brook no interference from traditional authority figures, especially if they attempt to mold or shape you in any way. You are honest and forthright, but a bit offbeat and eccentric. The lack of self-discipline may hinder you from reaching your goals as quickly as you would like.
Neptune is in 29 Degrees Libra. You, and your entire generation, idealize all of the various experimental approaches to relationships -- including "living together", the formation of communes and collectives and the whole concept of "open" marriages. There is a stress on weakened commitments on an emotional and contractual level, but there are heightened expectations of the level of commitment and mutual support on the spiritual and metaphysical level.
Pluto is in 29 Degrees Leo. For your entire generation, this is a time when the relationship of the individual to society as a whole is being thoroughly re-examined. Major attempts will be made to find a balance between the need to be self-sufficient and the need to honor debts of social commitment.
N. Node is in 29 Degrees Scorpio. You have a special aptitude for working by yourself, or with a like-minded group of dedicated individuals. Once you've committed yourself to a person or group or project, your loyalty and devotion are total until the group's goals have been realized. Not at all gregarious by nature, you're uncomfortable around strangers, greatly preferring to be in known and familiar situations. Others may regard you as shy or eccentric, but those who know you well are aware of the intense loyalty that you have to your friends.
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Post by ladybleu on Apr 24, 2006 1:52:04 GMT -5
I'm a Libra (fire sign), lol I get along with most signs but clash with Scorpios, mostly just a matter of difference in opinions but as people we get along fine. Don't know what rising and the rest of it.
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Post by ladybleu on Nov 27, 2006 19:05:58 GMT -5
Magick is stronge and I would have to go with Osiris. Magick is within us and all around us, you just have to know how to work with it. Nothing to mess around with unless you know what you are doing. Magick follows the threefold rule.
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Post by ladybleu on Jun 27, 2006 1:28:16 GMT -5
I can't sleep with a crystal either. My rune set is crystals and someone suggested to get to know them for me to sleep with them under my pillow. Couldn't sleep for days till I realized what was wrong ;D
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